What I love about this cover is that to the uninitiated, Dany seems like she’s a helpless little lady in need of a hero that will save her from being eaten by a fucking dragon, but she’s actually its fucking mother and only person who will dare to try to control it.
I just got to page 1000 in A Dance with Dragons.
Something incredibly amusing: when Tyrion talks to Aegon about how there is no strong candidate for ruler of Seven Kingdoms to challenge Cersei, he gives detailed, insightful, philosophical opinions on why each of the people he names won’t end up on the throne and then he just goes: “oh and everybody hates Stannis”.
Rest in peace, Oberyn Martell, a pansexual man of color who defined himself entirely through the relationships he had to the women in his life.
A man who loved his sister and loved to sass so much he couldn’t figure out TO STAY OUT OF FUCKING ARM’S REACH OF THE MOUNTAIN ARE YOU INSANE
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
THIS. IS. GOLD.
THE LAST ONE
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
They realized their error and deleted the tweet but holy fucking shit